How to
Get Out of a Test
By: Brittney Underwood

Test is probably the most dreaded word in a High Schoolers vocabulary. We hate them. It means we have to study and work hard to pass, or we fail. If we fail, usually our parents get on our case and we are stuck doing extra credit. What if you didn't know you were having a test or you just did not feel like taking the test that moment and you would feel better taking it the next day? Then you have came to the right article. I am going to tell you how to get out of a test in 8 almost simple steps.

Step 1: Okay, so you are sitting in class and the teacher announces that you are having a test, right? You look around to see if this is a shock to anyone else. Okay, take your pencil and stretch, dropping the pencil “accidently” when your arms get up in the air.

Step 2: You can't take the test without the pencil, right? Well, you bend down to get it. As you do this push it a little so it rolls away from you.

Step 3: Get out of your seat and crawl after it. Yes, crawl, if you stand up you risk being seen and you will have to return to your seat.

Step 4: Have you ever seen a James Bond movie? You know those little spy rolls? Do that _ Roll on the floor. It gives it a movie effect.

Step 5: Find a bigger person than you in the back of the class to hide behind. Bribe him if you have to so he won't tell on you.

Step 6: You are inches from the door. You have to time your exit just right. Wait until the teacher turns his back and then make a dash for the door.

Step 7: Go hide out in the bathroom until the bell rings. Do not wonder the halls _ You could get caught and then you get in trouble.

Step 8: When the bell rings go back to get your stuff. The teacher may ask where you went off to, tell them that you felt sick and had to get out of the room.

Now, I know you could have just got up and used that excuse in the first place, but come on, my way was more fun, wasn't it? I hope this “how to” worked for you. If not, sorry if you got into trouble, but it is your fault for listening to me. For worst case scenario, just study!

Warning: Not actually tested. Try at your own risk.